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I don't like it!
So I'm about to talk about this right now,
but when this video is uploaded, a lot of people don't like it.
For example, even if it's a story that other people came up with,
some people say, "Tetsuya, talk about it."
It's a bit of a push and pull.
I don't think anyone wants to talk about it because they want to talk about it.
Well, it's just that we can't talk about it.
Because it's not like we're talking about it because we want to talk about it.
It's not like we're doing it because we want to do it.
I think we need this kind of power.
We don't need that kind of power.
It's just a theory.
To be honest, I've run out of patterns.
As I said earlier, everyone is like this, right?
I think we'll need this kind of power in the future.
So I'd like to practice it today.
I'd like to train.
How many times do I have to say the same thing?
To be honest, Tetsuya often says that.
Huh? What are you trying to do?
What are you trying to do?
Wow, you look like you're having fun, so I'll do it.
When I say that, the viewers also feel different.
I don't feel like I'm getting involved.
I don't need a reason to play.
That's what I'm talking about.
I don't need it anymore.
Whether it's like this or not, it's good.
I thought it made sense to use it in my head.
Anyone can do it.
You should leave the work to others.
You guys should spend more time doing creative things.
I'm often told that.
So, I think it's okay for others to think about entering the video.
This time, I've taken four patterns of entering a certain video.
One of them is...
As usual, it's an entry that Tetsuya came up with while operating it.
The other three are...
I thought of something completely different.
He gave me the script and we acted it out.
This time, the three of you will be able to see which one is Tetsuya's entry.
Tetsuya has his own characteristics.
If you can't see it, you can't even see it as a member, so you won't be exposed to the viewers, and you won't be exposed to other people at all.
This entry of today's video is this.
That's right, and we'll read the script and say, "Oh, okay, I think we can do it."
It's a little lonely, isn't it?
Please think of it as an important test of whether or not we can get away with it.
This time, I'd like to announce something like a regulation.
This time, for those of you who are thinking of entering, I would like you to think of an entry plan that combines physical strength, intelligence, and alcohol strength.
After that, it's completely up to you.
It's all up to you.
I hope you watch it while thinking, "This is like Tetsuya."
And this time, in addition to Tetsuya-kun,
three people thought about it.
I thought it would be helpful for you to know their characters.
I'd like to show you the viewers first.
There's a video, so please take a look.
One, two, three!
Banbanzai!
I'm Miyu!
I'm Gish!
I'm Suna!
Yes!
That's right!
It's an honor for me to be on Tokaimana-san's video for the first time in a while.
I'm looking forward to it, too.
I love it so much that I watch Tokaimana-san's videos when I eat dinner and eat it.
I saw it in "Sand"'s "Meshori" video.
That's right.
I've been watching your videos since "Takibi" and said, "Tetsuya, Shibayu!" when we were in high school.
I'm really happy that I can finally call you "Tetsuya- san," "Shibayu-san" like that now.
It's proof of how much you admire me.
My favorite videos are "Mushimenai-san" and "Yumemaru-san."
"Mushimenai-san" and "Yumemaru-san" are for "Kamie-ken."
Oh, I'm getting nervous.
I love "Kamie-ken."
"Kamie-ken" is my favorite, too.
I'd like to say "thank you" from the bottom of my heart.
Thank you!
You're trying too hard.
You're a man!
I like the notation.
♪ Deja vu run!
♪ Yabaton! Yabaton! Yabaton!
It's Ehara-san!
♪ Even if I give you my life...
♪ Deja vu run!
♪ Yabaton! Yabaton! Yabaton!
You're right!
I'm sorry!
So, I was the one who wrote the script for this episode!
I'm Honsa Agira!
You're kidding me!
Wow!
I'm Shibayu-san!
Anyway...
I have a YouTube channel called Ehara-ge Channel.
I usually eat out or do things I want to do.
So, I don't really plan anything.
So, I wanted to share my valuable experience with you.
And I'd like to say thank you to Tokaiware-san, who is a great master.
But, while watching your video...
Oh, I didn't know it was this big of a project.
I think it's tough for an amateur like you to say that.
How was it?
Thank you for giving me this opportunity.
I have a YouTube channel called Ehara-ge Channel.
So, I'd like you all to subscribe to my channel and watch my videos.
And if you'd like, please collaborate with me!
I'm Rippian.
Wait a minute!
There's something wrong with the video.
What's wrong with it?
There's Kirby in it.
Who's the author of this video?
No, it's you.
Because we're connected, we can communicate with each other.
I will show my parents' love and bond and do my best!
Thank you.
Everyone listened to me and I was able to do YouTube for a long time, so I don't know.
If you want to challenge me again, don't hesitate and hit me.
I will support you.
I won't forgive you if you miss it.
Gota.
Ehara.
Mom.
Tetsuya.
There are numbers one to four, so please choose a video and watch it.
It was impossible for us to remember the script perfectly, so we looked down.
Tetsuya is also looking down.
Rather than where your eyes are going, please pay attention to what Tetsuya is saying.
There are many adlibs.
Which one should we choose, number one or four?
What?
Don't do something stupid. Number three, okay?
- Here we go. - Okay.
- Here we go! - Here we go!
- Everyone!
If you say "perfect human", who will you choose?
- I don't think so. - Yeah.
- As expected. - As expected.
I don't think I can say anyone other than myself.
- I feel like you shouldn't say anything. - I see.
- But is he really a perfect human? - He is.
- Oh. - In the past...
- It's really easy. - Yeah.
There were phrases like "vision", "body strength", and "luck of the moment".
But I don't think "luck of the moment" is ability.
I've heard that phrase before.
- In that sense, you're right. - Yeah.
There are old-fashioned rules like "vision" and "body strength".
- Yeah. - It was really hard.
- I think it's amazing if you can win with that. - Yeah.
- But if you drink alcohol, you can't erase your vision and body strength. - Yeah.
Yeah, I know that a lot.
So if you think about it like a real perfect human, you need to be strong enough to drink.
- I don't think you should drink anymore. - Yeah.
- It's a battle. - Yeah, it's debauchery.
- Yeah. - So this time, we're going to balance everything out and decide who's the real perfect human.
- Oh. - The winner is...
- Vision! - Body strength!
- Vision! - The real perfect human is...
- Me! - Me!
To put it simply...
It's a simple mix of playing tag, quizzes, and drinking.
- Ah... - The rules are...
When you do a quick quiz, one person does the quick push-button role.
And one person chases you.
- If you press the button, you can answer. - Yeah.
Even if you're smart, you can't answer if you don't press the button.
Even if you're good at sports, you can't answer if you don't have vision.
- I see. - Yeah.
- You have to be good at sports. - I see.
By the way, there's another rule.
If you drink a glass of alcohol, you won't have pressed the button.
- Oh! - Even if you don't have physical strength, you can cover it with alcohol.
- Please drink it. - That's how you know.
I'll throw one away, though.
Even if you don't know the answer, if you drink a glass of alcohol, you'll know the answer.
- I don't know. - I don't know, either.
You can say, "Oh! Bang!"
You can say, "Oh! Passion!"
You can say, "Oh! Bang!"
- You know the answer, don't you? - I know it.
You can combine your specialty and your specialty's balance and fight.
- It's a mixed rule. - It's interesting.
Then, let's get started!
- Oh, I see. - Yes, it is.
- Oh... - How do you feel about it?
- It's very natural. - It's not like you, Tetsuya.
- It's very well - made.
- You thought about it just before, didn't you, Tetsuya? - Yes, I did.
- I think you came up with a lot of ideas, like how to go down the Pirate Human. - Like a drama.
- You must have prepared a lot of things. - Yes, I did.
- I'll give you a hint. Tetsuya also wrote a script for it. - Oh, I see.
- He didn't sit in front of the camera and think about it like he always does. - I see.
- It might be a little different from Tetsuya's usual way of thinking. - Yes, it is.
- But it's not easy. - It's not easy.
- If you put it like that, it's like you're looking at someone else's face. - Yes.
- Okay, what's next? - Shall we move on to number two?
- Yes.
- Please wait for a moment. - Okay.
- Number two. - I'll say it.
- "Yao" is how you say it. - "Yao" is how you say it.
- Everyone, if the world becomes full of zombies starting tomorrow... - Yes.
- How will you survive? Have you ever thought about this kind of delusion? - Yes.
- I've thought about it before I became a zombie. - That's true.
- Where you should run to, what kind of weapon you should use to fight... - Yes.
- Even if you give up and risk your own life... - Yes.
- I'm sure you've all thought about it at least once in your life. - Yes.
- This time, in order for you to survive in a zombie world... - Yes.
- We'll give you a comprehensive test of your zombie world survival ability... - Yes.
- Oh... - Oh, I'm excited!
- What is "survival" to you? - What is "survival ability" to you?
- This time, we have three test candidates. - Four?!
- I said "three," but you said "four." - I said "four," but you said "four."
- The first one is "athletic ability." - It's a very important skill, isn't it?
- Fighting with zombies or cutting through barren mountains... - Athletic ability is essential at all times.
- That's true, that's true. - Oh, is that so?
- And the second one is "vision." - Not only do you receive power bottles from zombies and nightmares...
- But of course, you don't. - Yes.
- There are many plans and wisdoms that you can use to keep tactics and humanity alive. - Yes.
- Finally, what is the most important third ability?
- Sorry, I couldn't think of it.
- Sorry.
- What is the third ability?
- The third ability is...
- The strength of alcohol!
- What are you talking about? Zombies have nothing to do with it.
- That's dangerous.
- That is...
- Escape from reality!
- Even in modern society,
- there are items that humans can't let go of anymore.
- In the zombie world,
- despair leads to despair,
- loss of loved ones, sadness,
- fear of being next to death!
- As a way of life, drinking alcohol,
- escaping from reality, and relieving stress,
- are important roles in the zombie world
- to recover HP.
- Hmm...
- I guess so.
- If you can't drink alcohol,
- you can only regret later.
- There is no ending!
- In the zombie world,
- love doesn't work.
- In the zombie world,
- you can't drink recovery medicine.
- In other words,
- the strength of alcohol is
- the most important ability!
- I don't think I can say that.
- Shut up!
- I'm talking!
- Sorry.
- This ability of exercise,
- eyesight, strength of alcohol,
- and mental ability are
- what makes a hero like me,
- a super-zombie-survivor,
- the next generation of humans.
- Now,
- let's find out
- who has the highest
- survival ability
- in the zombie world!
- I see. - Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
- This is also well-made. - Yes, it is well-made.
- The TV looks like this and such. - Oh, yes!
- Well, I want to say all four of them are perfect. - Yes.
- But I don't have Tetsuya yet. - I don't think so. - I don't think so. - I see.
- So what are you going to do? Are you going to watch the next one? - Shall we go now? - Yes.
- Number one. - Number one. - Number one. - Let's go with number one.
- Let's do it! - I'm looking forward to it!
- Well, when you're a kid, you can ride a bike if you can walk fast. - You can ride a motorcycle if you can study in high school or something like that.
- I don't know much about studying and riding a motorcycle. - I'm sure you didn't have enough.
- Oh, I'm sorry. - But if you're not good at it, it won't work.
- The difference between "amazing" and "not so good" is spreading. - Those who don't have the ability are waiting for their life to bite the bottom of the poison.
- I didn't know you were going to say that. - That's right. Even if you're not good at it, you can't say you're a "not so good" high school student.
- I've been thinking of a special training for you. - Thank you for your help.
- Thank you. - The title is...
"Tocotoco Running Tocotoco Alcohol-Free Championship"!
- Oh, oh, oh... - We're going to give you a quiz that you have to answer in numbers.
The way you answer this question is to drink alcohol.
For example, if you want to answer "go," you have to drink 5% of alcohol.
- Anything will do. - Anything will do.
If you want to answer "438," you can drink 43% and 8% of alcohol.
You can also drink 4%, 3%, and 8% of alcohol.
You can also drink 438% of alcohol.
- As long as you know that number. - Yes.
But if you do that, you'll end up drinking a lot of alcohol.
So you'll have to go look for your own alcohol.
- You want to hide the alcohol as far as you can. - As far as you can!
If you're a woman selling beer under a vending machine or walking down a street...
There's a lot of different kinds of alcohol in the city.
Use the alcohol you find there to make an answer.
The first person to come back and answer correctly wins the battle.
- Oh... - I see.
So, let's...
- Tocotoco! - Tocotoco!
Tocotoco!
- Hey, hey, hey! - What's up?
- I feel like it was easier to see in the dark. - Yeah!
- I felt like I was in my own world for a second. - Yeah!
- That's not one of ours. - Right?
- Tocotoco! - Tocotoco!
- The rule of drinking as much as you can... - There's a lot of that now.
- Yeah, you're right. - Tocotoco!
- But Tetsuya's mom is also going to the city this time. - Yeah.
- The "tocotoco" - It's cute, isn't it?
- Might be coming from his mom. - Yeah.
- His mom might be studying abroad. - Yeah.
- It might be faster for him to decide with Tetsuya. - Yeah.
- Don't you think? - I think Tetsuya is a genius.
I think he should have a channel.
- So, let's watch the last four questions. - Okay.
- Here we go! - Okay!
- "Yadodekado"! - "Yadodekado"!
Today's Olympics are just like this, but do you watch the Olympics?
- Of course! - I've seen it on TV.
The medal race in Japan is really exciting, isn't it?
- It's amazing that you're doing it. - Yeah.
It's really moving to see people fighting for their lives when they're not fighting for their lives,
- "and it gives you courage, doesn't it?" - Yeah.
Is it okay for us to watch the Olympics,
but can we not give people who are fighting with all their might a touch?
- It's funny. - "Is it okay for us to do that?!"
The Olympics! Olympics! Tenti! Tenti!
- "Tenti!" - "Tenti!"
Twenty-twenty.
Is it okay for us to call the Olympics a competition?
Is it okay for us to call you YouTubers?
I'm going to add a little bit of an arrangement here.
Arrangement
Eyesight
And
Main power
It's the power of alcohol.
I see.
The power of alcohol.
I'd like you to live with it.
What you're going to do is
Separate resistance 400m relay.
First of all, I'll explain the relay.
The first runner will run 100m and calculate 100 buses.
Yes.
If you can do that,
You'll do the battle touch.
The second runner will run 100m and
drag.
Drag.
It's a constant running.
Every time.
If you can guess the highest alcohol,
It's the battle touch.
Yeah.
If you miss it, you'll be drunk.
That's right.
And the third runner will run 100m
behind you,
and run for 100m
with all your might.
Oh.
The third runner is usually first.
Right.
Which team will be in charge of which
and each team's strategy will determine the winner.
Yes.
Then, with all your might,
Let's give the world a strong response!
So!
Let's!
Olympics!
What is that?
Hey!
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
This is interesting!
Mother! Mother!
I only wish for peace!
It's like a mother who goes in during the Olympics!
Tetsuya was a little embarrassed.
I was embarrassed, I was embarrassed!
Yes! In any case, I received four patterns of MIDI, but I will consult with the three of you.
Then, please decide which one was Tetsuya.
First of all, four is a mother, right?
Four is a mother.
Three is, uh...
Paradoxical mother.
I think it's Ihara-san.
Well, it's a comedian's comrade.
That's right.
Two is a tsukkomi model and something that seems to be shaken carefully.
That script.
That's right, that's right.
Which of those scripts do you think will be made?
If Tetsuya is number one, it means it's hard, right?
It's hard!
If it wasn't for Tetsuya, I'd be shocked.
That "toko toko toko toko".
Is there anyone who can say "toko toko toko toko"?
Other than Tetsuya in the YouTube world.
There isn't!
There isn't, right?
I think the idea of using a city is basically only in Tokyo.
I think so too.
Don't you usually use a city?
In any YouTuber, you definitely don't use a city!
Well, if you say you'll guess Tetsuya this time...
Isn't it definitely good?
That's right, we'll be number one.
Sounds good!
I'm scared!
But obviously, I feel like the decibels of our voices are different.
The way we speak.
Even with our own genes, we can say it easily.
Isn't it hard to say "go with that"?
That's right.
It's like co-ed cooking.
It really is.
Like "ofukuro mawashi".
How was Yoma's song?
"Yoma's song".
Running 100 meters.
Calculating 100 squares.
Running 100 meters backwards.
And saying goodbye.
How was it for you?
Why do you look like that?
Thank you.
I want to say "thank you"
Please make your final decision.
My final decision is...
No. 1!
Tetsuya-san, what do you think?
No. 1!
Tocotoco, Tocotoco, This is Tetsuya!
Nice work, guys.
No luck, no luck!
Make sure there is no Ad-lib in this.
Make sure to talk when you look at the script.
There was a tension.
At first, you get that brooding feeling at the end.
This really did exist.
The script said "Tocotoco Running Tocotoco Alcohol Contest" in words.
It was written in Chinese in the script, so we ignored it, but the moment Tetsuya said that pronunciation, I made the same face as Toshimitsu.
I want to see it again! I want to see it again! Your own face!
Tocotoco Running! Tocotoco Encore Race!
Ah! Are you okay? I asked in editing, but I quickly said, "Oh, this is no good."
Suddenly, I felt like I had been cut off. I've been holding back all the time.
Other title songs also have a kind of tension. It was like that as usual.
Don't lie to me. You've lost your mind.
I won't let you fool me.
By the way, I'm...
Yes, number four is your mother.
The one who thought of number two, the one who thought of the script the most, was Gishikun.
Tehara-san was number three.
Tehara-san was kind of an exaggerator, or rather, he left it to me.
Gishikun was really polite and sweet.
There was a joke about three or four of Shibayu, right?
That was really interesting and I decided to have Shibayu do it in the future.
It was bad.
So, unfortunately, people in Tokai are looking for Tehara-san's entry.
It seems like their bodies are dying.
I'm a little happy that I've been permeated with genes so far.
What are you doing?
We're a band!
What are you talking about? We're the band!
It's coming! It's coming!
It's really coming! It's really coming!
It's really coming!
It's coming!
So, Tehara-san, thank you for joining us in farming in the future.
So, thank you very much for your cooperation.